Monday, January 8, 2007

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The harsh law of the post




To the delight of my many fans will show you the seven sacred ground rules that make a simple Post a superpost.

  1. The most important of all: apply (ie: waste of time) to develop a post-only and only if you have nothing else to do (with "from do "I also mean all that flood of semi-intensive activities such as filing her toenails, hanging around the house with his robe very grandmother-duck or even follow the corner of the buzzing of the fly obsession with the secret hope that this position is precisely the point where you, with clever move, to end his ordeal with a sweet journalist on the head)
  2. Not having anything to do not even have anything to say, the perfect starting point for an original post and Extremely-in
  3. The real secret of a successful post consists of beating about the bush and rubbish that lengthen the text of several lines (as much as possible, giving the impression of having something really interesting to communicate to posterity), but beware: everything must be absolutely out of the repetitiveness and boredom (no moralizing, alive the superficial!)
  4. Some archaic words and / or courtly are accepted here and there, but only within the limits of discretion , just to pretend to be at least educated (careful not to fall into the conceit vocabolaristica!)
  5. English or very words "yeah" when dosed with caution give the place a sense of belonging to society of youth nowadays (see : occhei, surely the most stylish almost onomatopoeic ok)
  6. The irony is the key to everything: the player will be suspended so in doubt whether you are healthy with a vein of humor or really dumb at all, without pointing directly to the second possibility
  7. As the last: it is required to enter into the very least post a picture or animation that still attracts the best eye of the reader as hypnosis bringing it to read up - all '- last - word.

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