Ferris Bueller Cheetah Vests

Pros and cons of a bandage on his arm stressful

Let's start with ....

AGAINST :

1. E' stressante
2. Mi tiene immobilizato tutto il braccio: non posso grattarmi le punture di zanzara, non posso scrivere, non posso lavarmi da sola, non posso mangiare con la destra, non posso aprirmi gli involucri di pizza surgelata, non posso prepararmi da mangiare, vestirmi è un'impresa, aprire la cerniera dello zaino forse ancor di più...
3. Devo tenerla ancora per una lunghissima settimana e comincia già ora ad assumere uno sgradevole odorino di piedi
4. La mia povera manina suda tantissimo, ho caldo e non posso bagnarla
5. Ho i riflessi di una tartaruga gigante a cui hanno fasciato un braccio
6. Mi sento menomata, anche nel cervello

PRO :

1. .......
2. .......
3. .......
4. Perhaps the only pro is that I feel a bit 'more justified to enslave people around me, of course are a poor sickly, but I will have to raise my level of selfishness in some way!

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Revenge of Captain Hook

My contemporary experience has taught me to never underestimate the mottos and more throughout the series of "nonsense" so dear to the old lady of country X intends ...

That I will take up today is "misfortunes never come alone ...".

There once was a young girl, very passionate about handball player who practiced in the gym of his school. His favorite role was to defend the door with his body on the team. One fine day, or even a bad day we should say, a brute her opponent took the ball towards our heroine, who tried to protect the port from a goal to secure their disadvantage: the right hand leaned decidedly toward the ball, but instead be blocked by his unerring grip, the racing car past the defense, pulling with it a finger of the young girl. Which, by limiting at first only to lament the pain, he realized later that his ring was slowly - but not too - Taking the form of a sausage magically blue, was getting short, the fair copy of the index finger of a fellow that had shrunk so small by giving himself a hammer.

The young girl spent two days and going to the hospital, then came up with a bandage over his right hand, which included the entire arm. No need to remember that, of course, the young man wrote in his right hand, which can not do more for at least twenty days ... The fact that at the very end of this period is approaching school-leaving examination another story ...

But it is not finished everything here: to logic, should another catastrophe undermine the psychological stability of the protagonist. Out of the way you feel, is now of the view: the organizer of this cruel world, or rather the will to which irrational man not interested in anything (in terms Schopenhauer), has also decided to sacrifice the left eye of the poor , sfiaccato by some kind of allergy ...

Now, we hope that there is also "no 2 without 3 "!!!!

Signed: the left hand of the undersigned

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Red attracts not only the bulls ....

Mentre l'ignaro umano si accinge a compiere tutta quella serie di abitudini a cui si è affezionato dopo anni e anni di sperimentazine e consolidamento delle quali, una minaccia, o meglio una serie di minacce minano le sue mediocri quanto altrettanto labili certezze...

Vediamo come.

Possibile minaccia numero 1 : Vi trovate nell'abitacolo della vostra auto sportiva splendida splendente, rosso fuoco e con una sagoma da urlo! Trasportate un passeggero nel sedile affianco al vostro. Il quale, accennando a chiudere la portiera, rimane paralizzato a osservare un punto nella parte anteriore di questa. Voi vi voltate verso di lui con un ghigno di soddisfazione, tipo - Ehi, quanto spacca il mio bolide, neh? - quando il Your host will reciprocates with a grimace of disgust, when you begin to think about whether you should politely invite him to continue his journey on foot now or throw it out of the car in the race then, but he always invites you to look better then fixed, denoted by a pointing finger and shaking .....

only then that you notice in your "fireball" hospitality found a young family of wasps that had decided to build a small hotel abusive ....

potential threat number 2: From the series: this car is not a zoo or maybe ...... yes?

you just come out of your car - yes, always the same - when lost in contemplation of his nose - aggressive but elegant - you notice a small black dot, jumping merrily on your vehicle as if it were on the trampoline at the carnival. After the experience & the wasp hive you approach with great resignation, think, and now that will never be this time? This is a rare jumping spider hairy and plump. Give it a lesson, sure of your savoir faire.

potential threat number 3: After a fantastic journey finally parked your car - now you know quite well -. It 'time for the careful study of the side: look with wide eyes roaming through the red lacquer ... yes, at some point here once again haunting the dot black. Nope, must be hallucinating this time. But so, just to be sure, you approach the same. Him again! The jumping spider seems to be sincere cheerful fun of you, that you look at it with a mixture of disgust and murderous rage. Now it really reached its end.

remains one final question: the same but it was really funny guy in addition to wasps or the vital impulse has led to the spring nesting even spiders??

Invitation To Pastor Anniversary

Committee saves rabbit. That is: how did the kangaroo Easter.

Easter is approaching ... and that poor rabbit is again engaged arduously frolicking in the fields for all the world to spread the eggs sweet chocolate for the children dependent. The Easter Bunny must own antiquated: you imagine that you stumble into his own beard now, after centuries and centuries, is the longest of her slender little body and rickety tending to anorexia? We must do absolutely anything to help ... ... to change the chess tradition, for example!

Yeah, why do all this hard work should be just the poor rabbit? What does a bunny with eggs? Just a thing to think about it ..... a hen would surely be relevant, it would be a bit more 'facilitated by the fins, however, certain that she's not that much better ...

It takes an animal more serious, stronger but also nice and not scare the children. So, unfortunately, will be deleted from the lions, tigers, bears, snakes, cheetahs, gorillas, platypus, chameleons, sharks and rhinos. 3 superfinal

remain: the hippopotamus, the penguin and the kangaroo. Who will win

centuries of hard work inhumane?

Mr hippo : Sorry kids, but my massive amount smash all the eggs! And then I'm lazy, you can not rely on me!

Mr Penguin: I am small and helpless and then the heat would kill me in April! I should andare in giro chiuso dentro a un freezer!

Benissimo: il nostro vincitore è il signor canguro! Lei ci sembra davvero perfetto: salta come un coniglio, è un pelino più grosso il che rende la consegna più veloce, ha perfino le sue sembianze e poi......creme de la creme....ha anche una sacca in cui custodire le uova!

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