Saturday, April 21, 2007

Why Do Wives Get Jealous

Revenge of Captain Hook


My contemporary experience has taught me to never underestimate the mottos and more throughout the series of "nonsense" so dear to the old lady of country X intends ...
That I will take up today is "misfortunes never come alone ...".
There once was a young girl, very passionate about handball player who practiced in the gym of his school. His favorite role was to defend the door with his body on the team. One fine day, or even a bad day we should say, a brute her opponent took the ball towards our heroine, who tried to protect the port from a goal to secure their disadvantage: the right hand leaned decidedly toward the ball, but instead be blocked by his unerring grip, the racing car past the defense, pulling with it a finger of the young girl. Which, by limiting at first only to lament the pain, he realized later that his ring was slowly - but not too - Taking the form of a sausage magically blue, was getting short, the fair copy of the index finger of a fellow that had shrunk so small by giving himself a hammer.
The young girl spent two days and going to the hospital, then came up with a bandage over his right hand, which included the entire arm. No need to remember that, of course, the young man wrote in his right hand, which can not do more for at least twenty days ... The fact that at the very end of this period is approaching school-leaving examination another story ...
But it is not finished everything here: to logic, should another catastrophe undermine the psychological stability of the protagonist. Out of the way you feel, is now of the view: the organizer of this cruel world, or rather the will to which irrational man not interested in anything (in terms Schopenhauer), has also decided to sacrifice the left eye of the poor , sfiaccato by some kind of allergy ...

Now, we hope that there is also "no 2 without 3 "!!!!
Signed: the left hand of the undersigned

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